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IRISH JOKES
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Irish Jokes (Click Here)
Two Irishmen, Patrick and Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat, following
a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions. Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth.This particular
genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard
three.Without giving much thought to it, Parick blurted out, "Make
the whole ocean into Guiness Beer." The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals, simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of
Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as two men considered their circumstances.Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted.After a long, tension- filled moment, he spoke: "Nice
going, Patrick. Now we're going to have to pee in the boat." Paddy gets a job felling trees up North. At the end of his first day, the foreman
comes to check on his work. Paddy has felled only one tree. "What the hell’s going on here, Paddy? Only one tree
felled in a day." Paddy says, "This bloody saw’s no good, boss. Doesn’t cut at all." The boss says,
"Here, give us a try." He starts up the chainsaw. Paddy looks startled. "What’s that noise, boss?"
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman are marooned on a desert island.
One day they find a curious lamp on the shore. When they rub the lamp a genie appears. He is so grateful for his release,
he offers the group 3 wishes, The Englishman wishes to be back in his local pub in Essex. Whoosh - he’s gone. The Scotsman
wants to be having a pint with his mates in Glasgow. Whoosh - he’s gone. The Irishman looks dejected. ‘What’s
the matter?’ asks the genie. "Sure it’s awful lonely here without my two friends. I wish they were still
here." And whoosh - they were. |
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